Just A Few Of The DUMBEST POLITICAL QUOTES OF 2010 (SO FAR)

"We're sorry for the massive disruption it's caused their lives. There's no one who wants this over more than I do. I woould like my life back."

BP ceo Tony Hayward, on BP's oil spill disaster in the Gulf Of Mexico, which claimed 11 lives and has spewed millions of gallons of oil into the gulf, May 31, 2010

"I'm ashamed of what happened in the White House yesterday. I think it is a tradgy in the first proportion that a private corporation can be subjected to what I would characterize as a shakedown -- in this case a $20 billion shakedownn...I'm only speaking for myself. I'm not speaking for anyone else, but I apologize. I do not want to live in a country where anytime a citizen or a corporation does something that is legitimately worng, [it is] subject to some sort of political pressure that, again, in my words, amounts to a shakedown."

Rep. Joe Barton (R-Tex.) during a congressional hearing with BP CEO Tony Hayward, referring to a $20 billion fund for damages that President Obama pressured BP to set up to pay for the Gulf oil spill. Barton, the biggest recipient of oil and gas industry campaign contributions in the House of Representatives, was later forced by Republican leaders to apologize for his BP apology.

"Take your f**king tampon out and tell me what you have to say."

White House Cheif of Staff Rahm Emanuel, addressing a male staffer during a meeting, as reported in the book 'The Promise' by Newsweek's Jonathan Alter

"It may be a blessing in disguise.... something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. Haitians were originally under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal. Ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other."

Pat Robeertson, on the earthquake in Haiti that destroyed the capital and killed tens of thousands of people, jan. 13, 2010

"We had no domestic attacks under Bush; we've had one under Obama."

Rudy Giuliani, Mr. 9/11, forgetting 9/11, Jan. 8, 2010

"In case anyone's wondering out there, yes, they're both available...Only kidding. Only kidding. Arianna is definitely not. But Ayla is."

Sen. Scott Brown (R-MA), pimping out his daughters in his election night victory speech, Jan. 20, 2010

"African-American is a bogus, PC, made-up term. I mean, that's not a race. Your ancestry is from Africa and now you live in America."

Glenn Beck, on his radio show, Jan. 7, 2010

"Our politically correct society is acting like some giant insult's taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards...There's going to be a retard summit at the White House."

Rush Limbaugh, on his Feb. 3, 2010 radio show, referring to Chief of Staff Rham Emanuel's remark calling the idea of liberal groups running health care-relateed ads against Democratic lawmakers "f**king retarded". Sara Palin called on Emanuel to resign over the comment.

"They intend to vote on the Sabbath, during Lent, to take away the liberty that we have right from God. This is an affront to God."

Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa), on congress voting on the health care bill, interview with Glen Beck, March 18, 2010

"My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize."

Rep Hank Johnson (D-Ga.) expressing concern during a congressional hearing that the presence of a large number of American soldiers might upend the island of Guam

"Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday."

Ex-Congressman Eric Massa (D-NY), talking to Glenn Beck after resigning amid allegations that he sexually harassed his aides.

"Baby Killer!"

Rep. Randy Neugebauer (R-Texas) , shouting at Rep. Bart Stupack (D-MI) as he spoke on the House floor during the health care vote. Stupak had led a group of pro-life Democrats who fought to change language in th bill to prevent federal funds from being used for abortions, but ended opposition after reaching a last-minute deal with President Obama.

"I hope that's not where we're going, but you know if this Congress keeps going the way it is, people are really looking toward those Second Amendment remedies and saying my goodness what can we do to turn this country around? I'll tell you the first thing we need to do is take Harry Reid out."

Sharron Angle, the Tea Party candiate who won the Republican nomination in Nevada's Senate primary, floating the possibility of armed insurrection, interview with right-wing talk radio host Lars Larson in Portland, OR, January 2010

"What the hell did we do to desere this?"

BP CEO Tony Hayward, speaking to fellow executives in London about theGulf oil spill disaster, May 2, 2010

"One such translator was an American of Haitian descent, representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do all around the world - Navy Corpse-Man Christian Brossard."

President Obama, mispronouncing 'Corpsman' (the 'ps' is silent) during a speech at the National Prayer Breakfast, Wshington, D.C., Feb. 5, 2010 (The Corpsmn's name is also Christopher, not Christian)

"What better way to head off more oil drilling, nuclear plants, than by blowing up a rig? I'm just noting the timing, here."

Rush Limbaugh, suggesting that "environmentalist whackos" deliberately blew up the oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico that created one of the biggest enviromnental disasters in U.S. history in order to stop offshore drilling, April 29, 2010

"I could give a flying crap about the political process ... We're an entertainment company."

FOX News Channel's Glenn Beck, Forbes interview, April, 2010

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